"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, we come to you with a breaking news about the recent outbreak of nightmarish crearures of the night appearing in and around the local areas. Residents are ordered to stay inside, lock the doors, and be advised that help is on the way" the news reporters also think they have it figured out. Well I've got news for them, they don't.
I've been fighting this war for much longer than these nose picking pen pushers have been coming up with their lies. So now it's my turn to share my knowledge with you. If you want to live, you'll listen. If not, then you'll become one of them things out there.
First, there's the witches. Them broads and their spell books and broomsticks. The older ones are easy to take on. Broomsticks are usually a sign to having a weakness from water and sunlight. Hit that hag in the face, snap her broom, start a fire, and strap her to it....let the old hag burn then drown her ashes in water but wait until sunlight to burn her if you want her to really suffer.
Then there's the newer witches. The ones that figured out the spell books and use those purely. They're easy to beat if you snagged their books and burn them. Problem solved, no more witches. However be aware that they've got that book protected with a strong protection spell. So catch her at her most vulnerable moment, usually during mid spell.
So there's that problem easily solved. Some rules though, watch for large amounts of missing children, smell for rotting flesh, look for rotted teeth, and don't eat the freaking candy.
Next easiest, Goblins. These little devils are easy to beat...if you know how to bluff and twist their money. Yes, leprechauns are goblins but all goblins share the trait for wanting money. Use to to your advantage and make them not think. Small but intelligent crearures they are.
Most just want gold or silver. The clever but definitely go for anything silver to kill those damn things and keep the money. goblins are greedy which makes them easy to beat. They too hate sunlight because of how pure it is. Rock salt from a shotgun does wonders as well. Crush it up into pellets and cover the rocks in silver. Bad day for them.
So rock salt, silver, and once you see them not moving; coat the bastards in gasoline and light them up. Watch the magic happen.
Now that we have those two beat let's discuss the next creature. Demons. Now these things are definitely strong. They're fast too. Have to ability to blend with humans, disguise their voice to the human they possessed. There's only a few things to stop these evil fiends.
One - salt! Lots and lots of salt. Line the doors with it, windows, rooms, or if you're surrounded make a circle. This will buy you some time. The next thing is having the ability to read Latin. It's a dead language but extremely effective at summoning and exorcising demons. That's only if you want to try and save the meat suit and the soul that's trapped between here and hell.
Just be aware of the hell hounds that tend to follow along. Mostly anyone that makes a deal with demons or the devil is screwed when it comes to these fiends. So don't make deals. Just end the damn things.
The next is....oh hell hold on. *grabbing the shotgun with buckshot* we've gotta move! Damn stinches are clawing at the doors and breaking through the windows. We'll talk along the way! Just don't stop moving and don't get surrounded.
Those fiends are stinches or walkers or the walking dead or undead *heavy breathing* zombies in a nutshell. They just want to eat you, me, or anything with flesh hot blood and a heartbeat.
Simply destroy their brain. Shot them, stab them, or use a blunt force object to crush their skulls. Except for the runners...oh hell speaking of! *fire a shot into the runner's knees and then head* the most effective way to beat those things is take out their knees first. One bite, scratch, or fluid contact I.e. blood in mouth or salvia exchange and you're infected.
Kill them by any means necessary and burn them afterwards or in process of. If a member of your group gets infected then let them fight until the finish but shot them before they turn. It's harder afterwards, trust me.
*hears a howl* oh boy! Just what I wanted to hear. Quick into that building. Looks strong with steel shutters.
We're safe for now. That big yelp of a howl you heard was a werewolf. They're virtually harmless as a human but they have uncontrollable tempers and an even bigger temper when they transform into werewolf. The full bloods will turn into the full wolf but be over twelve feet tall on all fours. Half breeds are the most dangerous however.
Half breeds are uncontrollable and extremely violent. Most commonly standing on two legs and having a wolf head wolf legs, man body covered in fur, claws of a grizzly, speeds up to 60 mph. They extremely smart but stupid too because of their tempers. It makes them easy to trap and kill.
You can beat them by out thinking them, carry silver dust, using silver blades, and shooting them with silver bullets. However, in close combat, those beauties will rip you apart. So don't get grabbed.
There's just one more fiend....the most powerful of all. The vampire. Able to move at the speeds faster than the human eyes, extremely strong, extremely intelligent, these fiends have fangs and the older ones are worse. They have the mouth of a shark with the ability to rip you limb from limb.
Vampires are the deadliest of all the night fiends. In a group there's no escape and one on one is a challenge. Dracula also known as Vlad was the first and even he despises vampires. They are not to be triffled with if at all possible.
However they can be beaten. Mostly by using sunlight or a source of UV light. Then there's Holy water. Lastly there's garlic with silver dust. Deadlier than anything to any vamps that breathe on land. If you get into a one on one fight you can ash them with a silver stake through the heart...here's a tip, don't miss.
If at all possible hunt down two key items, If you have it then use it. The two items are, the knife of a demon named Ruby which can kill most of any fiends from hell including hellhounds ( not 100% ) or the 1836 colt Patterson belonging to Samuel Colt. This sweet baby will kill anything and everything that you encounter. Since Samuel Colt was a hunter as well.
The rarest item it the M1911A1 belonging to John Moses Browning. He too was a hunter but became well known by his pistol which killed everything from heaven or hell.
Best of luck friend...you're on your own from here. *opens the door to the back to escape the zombies up front*
One last thing.....don't die
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